My girl-friends and I talk about a lot of things when it comes to sex, but I realized the other day there’s something I don’t think we’ve ever discussed.
Farting during sex.
As I am heterosexual, my experience with farting during sex only pertains to heterosexual relations. For those of you who are gay or lesbian, I would love to know if you’ve had similar experiences.
When I say farting during sex, I mean just that – farting during sex. Not farting in bed. Not farting right after sex.
I mean his penis is in my vagina and there is thrusting going on, and he pauses to pass gas.
To be perfectly honest, I’m not too sure how to feel about the whole thing.
Does it mean he’s relaxed enough with me and our love making that he feels free to break wind?
Is there something physiologically that happens mid coitis?
Does he hope his odor will render me defenseless against his overpowering manliness?
Or is he just a dude with gas who’s simply farting during sex?
I know I cannot be the only person this has happened to. Has it happened to you? Don’t laugh, I’m being serious.
How do you really feel about farting during sex?